I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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