dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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