I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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