school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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