STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
420 ftw
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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