Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
