this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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