that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
someone owes me an orgasm
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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