i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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