id be glad to
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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