i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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