Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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