Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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