ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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