No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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