They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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