her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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