I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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