My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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