doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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