You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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