I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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