So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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