please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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