Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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