Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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