Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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