Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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