kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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