is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm at about main and main street
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I need moral support for this bender
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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