is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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