eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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