We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i now understand why vodka
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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