do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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