Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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