On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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