hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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