Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
