I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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