I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.