yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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