that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I will be naked everywhere
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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