I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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