That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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