What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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