wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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