So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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