He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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