You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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