My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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