OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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