Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Did I show you my penis last night?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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