Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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