I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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