i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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