Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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