The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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