I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
